I had another mishap with fish today. One day, my daughter will read this blog and appreciate that I shielded her from the truth…
Todd bought a new aquarium yesterday. A gorgeous biOrb kit which is just what we need to spruce up an area of our living room…not to menion Laney loved the aquariums in Florida. We thought she would really love it.
However, I have a pretty bad record with fish. For whatever reason, they don’t fare well when they are in my care. Today, however, was the worst moment with fish…one that solidifies the fact that I should not be allowed to own them.
It was my job to go to Petco to pick out fish for the girls. We each picked out one fish, and then we agreed on one for Dad. Laney chose a red Molly. Kenzie, she loved the blue/red neon tetra (even though it is TINY). I chose the sunset Platy, and we went with a Serpae Tetra for Dad. The catfish is our bottom feeder. We bagged up our beauties and headed home.
That is when tragedy struck. Since I couldn’t find the net, I decided to drain most of the water from the bags before transferring the fish into the aquarium. I decided to drain what I thought was the catfish bag. I went to dump the fish into the tank when I realized it was the Serpae Tetra. This meant the neon was supposed to be in the bag with it. Shit. I slowly walked over to the kitchen sink with the hope that the little bastard was flopping in my sink. Nope. It was clearly apparent he went down the drain.
After carefully transferring all the other fish, Mackenzie wondered about her fish. Since he is so small, it is easy to say he is hiding. And that is how it stands right now because an emergency call has been made to Todd to buy a replacement on his way home tonight. The neon will “emerge from hiding” a little later.
What is not so easy to cover up is the fact that the red Molly went belly up. Yep…dead. Now, the one thing in this world that totally creeps me out is a dead fish (must be the eyes). So, I had to skillfully scoop it out without the girls noticing. Somehow, the girls have managed to overlook that a bright red fish is missing. That too is being “replaced.” Honestly, that cannot be my fault. He just went belly up in 20 minutes. Must have been shock.
However, I do have history. I once bought a 10 gallon tank and filled it with colorful Mollies and Platy fish. Within a week, my black Molly was darting around the tank (apparently in pain). Then, it died a creepy death at the bottom of the tank. A victim of the dreaded “ick.” Which, by the way, swiftly wiped out my entire population of fish in a week or so. That was it for me. At the moment.
Then, when I left my classroom for administration, my teaching partner bought me one of those clever vases with a plant on top and a beta swimming gleefully along the bottom. I named it Liz. Liz quickly died. So, as a nice gesture, my office staff bought a look alike. But, as the weather turned colder, I forgot the office got icy over the weekend. Apparently Liz #2 did not like cold water and died too. So, my staff, enjoying my issues with fish, thought it would be funny to buy me electric fish. Eventually the batteries died, and you guessed it, they stopped swimming too. Do you see a pattern yet?
When I bought my condo, I put two lovely koi in my newly built pond. My neighbor, who was spraying wasps above my pond, got some of the residue in the water. This promptly killed my koi. That isn’t technically my fault, even though I asked him to spray, right?
When Kenzie was one, we went to a summer fair. We accidentally won a goldfish. We ended up keeping it for three years. My personal best (probably because Todd was responsible for cleaning the tank). Then, one day, when my daugher was entertaining a neighbor friend in her room, I went upstairs to find fish food spread throughout her room. Apparently, it ate most of the evidence in the tank because he was belly up the next day. That one is okay because his tank was GROSS, and I was waiting for him to die.
So, there you have it. I honestly try, but those damn things keep dying on me. My only worry now is that tiny neon didn’t make it down the drain tonight. I will freak out if I find him all dried out on my floor when I go to clean it this weekend.
Glub! Glub!